Volume 2 Issue 10 July 13, 2002 |
Announcements!!!
Dawnfire Tailweaver, Fengren, Jill S. and Desu return. Drakis Kier turned 20 on July 5th. There was an Arcturax sighting but it was unconfirmed. Odd Couple
Flame Stryke was deafened by Maxx Pollare's shirt while noting that the
Ark is still usable in spite of Rai and chocolate flood marks but wonders
who first thought of milk as a beverage. He also
awarded Mondi, who
was given a Spatula by Hespa, an Acting Award. Shortly after,
Mondariloth is urged to stay good!And You thought YOU were stupid some days... -by MistWing SilverTail
Judith Kraines was a
county controller in Reading, PA. In a county commissioners' meeting,
she once complained about having to use a typewriter since her computer wasn't
working. In fact, it hadn't been working for the last 2 years and no one
had been able to get it to work. Three days later, she said "Never mind.
It was unplugged."
Snippets
The
Tickle War continues with Seren heard to go tickletickle tickletickle tickletickle
tickletickle tickletickle!! Scott was seen retaliating with honey to attract
the ants. Rampant thread drift was noted in several locations. Arcaton
was seen weilding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Rae
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Main Story
Rai reports that the occasion of the American Independance Day being a mere
three days after the Canadian is all part of the plan. Great Britian plans
to reintegrate both countries when they're at their most vulnerable, starting
with Canada on the eponymous day. They reckon they have at least 72 hours
to prepare for the other annexation before any news from outside its borders
makes it into the US.
Have you ever wondered what a dragon is? Do you have an inner dragon? Or do you just want to join in on a food fight? Then this is the place to be.
The Alfandra Yahoo group is for anyone and everyone who likes, knows, or
is a dragon. All the typical features of a Yahoo group are there, from the
chat room to the ability to upload your own pictures. The moderators are
friendly, and they haven't eaten anyone in at least the last six months.
The topic is generally anything to do with dragons, dragon-kin or the newsgroup
community alt.fan.dragons. Furries and even humans are welcome, but best
make sure you bring some asbestos underwear just in case. The moderators
will not tolerate public fighting within the group, and will take action
against persistent offenders, though food-fights are, of course, the usual
no-holds-barred affair.
Interested? Well if you have a yahoo account, then simply add "Alfandra" to your list of groups. Even if you aren't a member, come visit Here and check us out! Editorial--by Verdulum
"We just had a massive thunderstorm. I've been sitting outside on the room
for roughly the past forty-five minutes. It's strange, and I've never really
been able to figure it out, but lightning is something that I, as a dragon,
have always identified with. A few months ago, I went howling with two wolf-friends
of mine, and when we were through, there was a thunderstorm, and with it,
I could feel myself as a dragon once more. I would be the happiest person
alive if I could fly through a storm, with
the moisture on my wings, and
the crackle in the air."Thunderstorms are a rarity around here. It seems like we get one, maybe two per year. There has been one every night this week. The storms started the night after I told a friend who is a wolf, in spirit, about my draconity. So the point is I've been thinking about draconity a lot lately. With every storm I can feel my dragon side more. But I feel chained down, too, because I can't just take a leap and fly along with it. The storms leaves me behind, chained down to my life. Will I ever get the chance to take that flight again? I wish I knew." Links
Quote of the Week
- by Kitryn de Pluie I was a cabbage in a past life.
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